Friday, 9 August 2013

Groundhog Day


The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.  ~Bill Vaughn


To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.  ~W.J. Vogel


Alas! must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever?
~Edward Robert Bulwer Lytton


Every mile is two in winter.  ~George Herbert


The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.  ~Patrick Young


To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.  ~George Santayana


Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.  ~Kin Hubbard


Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.  ~Maori Proverb


Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."  ~Robert Byrne


I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.  ~Will Rogers


Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"  ~Robin Williams


Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.  ~Doug Larson


Where does the white go when the snow melts?  ~Hugh Kieffer


Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.  ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book


There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.  ~Clyde Moore

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