Home, the spot of earth supremely blest,
A dearer, sweeter spot than all the rest.
Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. ~Charles Dickens
The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it. ~Author Unknown
He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece. ~William Shakespeare, King Lear
May the roof above us never fall in
And may we good companions beneath it never fall out.
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. ~C.E. Cowman
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen
No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. ~Charles Dudley Warner
Where thou art - that - is Home. ~Emily Dickinson
It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home. ~Author Unknown
Every house where love abides
And friendship is a guest,
Is surely home, and home sweet home
For there the heart can rest.
~Henry Van Dyke
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. ~Doug Larson
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. ~Joe Ryan
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. ~Author Unknown
And of all man's felicities
The very subtlest one, say I,
Is when for the first time he sees
His hearthfire smoke against the sky.
~Christopher Morley, A Hallowe'en Memory
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. ~Frank McKinney Hubbard
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. ~G.M. Weilacher
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. ~James Dent
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless. ~May Sarton
Unless one decorates one's house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed. ~D.H. Lawrence
Old houses mended,
Cost little less than new before they're ended.
House, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage. ~Author Unknown
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. ~Author Unknown
I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home. ~Author Unknown